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Littlemenatwar back on the air

15mm SF left to right, Laserburn scout, Martian Metals EVA suit, RAFM/Citadel Tech 3 military, Laserburn spacesuit with rifle

There is a nasty bit of fault finding in me. When browsing that dark pool of overpriced miniatures known as E-Bay, I sometimes come upon something obviously mislabeled (a figure from the Ral Partha’s Condottieri line labeled as an AD&D figure, for example) or something equally misguided. Oftentimes, a dealer has something rare but receiving no bids because of a poor guess at the product line (almost everything is Warhammer or Ral Partha) or overpricing something that is still in production and can be purchased for a reasonable price elsewhere (RAFM Traveller figures are a good example).

It may be worth knowing to anyone interested in following my self-righteous need to correct sellers with little interest or knowledge in the figures they sell that most of the time my e-mails are ignored or perhaps given half-hearted attention. The seller who insists that a Ral Partha Battletech Flea is actually a 15mm Traveller Walker for Striker rules from GDW will not be dissuaded.

But, on a happier note, the largest collection of Heritage Napoleonettes I have got a hold of was listed on E-Bay under Revolutionary War Militaria. So, if you are patient and have the time, a bargain is still to be found though probably not as often as in the past. At least you can have the joy of finding 25mm Space Aphids listed as 15mm frog people for whatever pleasure that may bring.

In and Out of It

I suppose it is no surprise that someone with a sedentary hobby and a job that compels him to sit in a chair all day and who commutes several hundred miles each week and cannot recall where he is when he wakes up in the morning should find themselves held in a hospital for a few days. Now, I am hearing about my terrible lifestyle that has driven me to this awful fate. It is a twin difficulty with being found to have a physical ailment that it is also seen as a personal failing. I finally reached a limit when a doctor told me that my days of ‘hiding from doctors’ were through. I pointed out to him that I had been to a doctor as recently as the summer and had a test for the exact same condition they are treating me for just a year ago with no results. He in turn listened to my concerns that I cannot jump into his office at a moment’s notice by summoning me to his office one business day after our meeting about my lab results to discuss further details about the results. I declined.

OK, that is irrelevant. Circumstances have limited my additions to the site though I feel I am reaching a point where I can return to it. I dug out an old Jack Scruby catalog I knew I had but had been unable to find. The catalog shows that unlike his contemporaries, Scruby was quite happy to match his figures to existing scales including model railroad scales. I am hopeful that I will also ferret out a group of his American Civil War figures I purchased at that time. I felt they did not stand up to the attractive 25mm figures from Custom Cast so placed no additional orders but sometimes wish I did.

I also found some old Task Force Games figures for their game Musketeer. I will post the photos when I have the opportunity.

Where Am I?

Some days I wake up and have no idea where I am. Sometimes it is an interesting sense of disorientation, sometimes disturbing. You cannot get used to anything when nothing is in its proper place long enough to allow it.

My life has a certain inevitability about it. Part of that seems to involve being constantly on the move. In the last few months, I have moved from one campus to another campus and now to a building midway between both as a result of work. My tiny apartment remains the same though the people around it keep changing and more often than not disappearing.

Tonight, I will be back home but only until tomorrow morning when I drive the 120 miles back here again.

On the plus side, the 6mm Roman figures seem to be moving closer and closer to completion with a significant number of cavalry painted and a bunch more in process. Additionally, I finally decided on a look for the RAFM 15mm Traveller figures and they are looking pretty good. I have put a moratorium on figure purchases though I do not know how long it will last. The huge array of miniatures remains an island of tranquility in a steadily deteriorating world.

Wake Work Eat Sleep

Still here, what’s left of me.  The highway has been a mess since the start of spring break.  I saw the remains of a great truck fire yesterday though yesterday seems like a week ago.  The summer appears to entail a lot of travel.  The trip to Taipei will likely entail another trip into miniature soldier hinterlands.  There is one store that has a great selection but the aisles are only just wide enough for a single person and the ceiling is oppressively low.  There are a couple of other negatives but the selection is remarkable and so are the prices.  Not much metal but plenty of plastic.

In the meantime, I try to remain conscious during the day and get some sleep at night.  The weekend promises much activity.  I will be glad to get some rest.  I bought some Langton miniature ships and as usual my fingers end up coated with cyanoacrylic glue.  There are not many concessions made to ease of assembly but I will sort it out and post the results.

Is Anybody Home?

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Yes, I am still here.  Both cameras have disappeared as usual.  Due to my 2-hour commutes and advancing years, I find that I am falling asleep a lot more than I would like and in those few conscious moments, either eating, cleaning the apartment, or watching TV.  I feel like a retired person who has not yet retired and find time very difficult to come by.

But recognizing my faults, I plan to do better.  At least, the Perry Confederate army is well on the way to completion.  I found the very last plastic figures off the sprues and it looks like a relatively small number.  Once I get them painted, I will be free to do some playing around with American Civil War Rules.

I also found that Warehouse 23 was selling plastic Ogres so now have a couple of poorly painted Mk III and Mk V Ogres as well as some GEVs which were on sale during the holidays.  I have never figured out what happened to my ancient copy of Ogre but I do have the miniatures rules, the GEV game, and a lot of old Martian Metals pieces so will get those photographed as soon as I figure out what I am doing with the cameras.

On a more upbeat note, I have become better at playing the banjo.

Summer’s Over


Summer is gone very fast. The weather has cooled and Homecoming Day is only one day from now. The rainy days have ended and the blue sky days have arrived. I am making plans for Christmas but thought a recap of summer was in order.

The trip to Prague went without any real missteps or successes. Once again, I missed doing the things I had planned to do. Prague was not as friendly a city as some. People would get a ‘look who’s just walked in the door’ expression when I would come in. I did just through dumb luck chance upon a hobby store. It was a disappointment. A lot of Airfix and Revell plastic kits and not too much else though there were some nice vehicles for model railroads. In my finest Czech, I asked how much they cost. With a withering look, the man behind the counter handed me a card, told me that there was a website listed on the card, and I could look up the price there. I retreated quietly from the store.

Not much else happened in Prague. There were hordes of tourists where one expected hordes of tourists. The only time the Czech language was useful was once when I tried to get a small plate for my daughter and the waiter thought I was asking for a side dish. The Vyzerahd Citadel was a pleasant walk and Andel was an interesting area. My daughter was delighted with the Kingdom of the Railways and had to be dragged away. Beer was plentiful, food was hit and miss. The trams were fun to ride on and I had my one moment as an experienced tourist instructing a British woman to board the No. 22 tram on the other side of the street to reach Prague Castle.

Back home, I weathered a hurricane. The storm was expected to peak at 2 in the morning but when 2 AM arrived, the rain and wind lightened and the frogs in the backyard started singing and the hurricane was past. Nothing was broken or pushed over and nothing flooded. The toddler slept through it all.

I have stacked as many rule books as I could find on a bookshelf. I am furiously trying to paint all the plastic Perry miniatures that have been piling up and am within sight of success. I painted enough Assyrians to start looking for some matte board to mount them on. I also have more 10mm Saxons than I know what to do with.

It was a forgettable summer in some ways. At least, I have a moment to write about it.

Off We Go

Looks like the annual summer conference season is upon us so it is off to Europe for a bit. Perhaps I will have the opportunity to bring back some amazing photos or perhaps some mediocre ones. I suspect with a toddler and mother-in-law on hand, there will be less footloose wandering than in previous times.

Diminishing Returns

I seem to find myself involved in discussions that seem more and more pointless, meeting people that do not interest me, and finding myself in less and less attractive situations.  I comfort myself with the belief that such things are cyclic but find myself wondering if I am caught in a broader cycle that is tending in a negative direction.

I am clearing out trash in the apartment.  It is amazing how many worthless bits of nothing gather together and conspire to have themselves placed in a box with more or less worthless bits of nothing and then travel with me from place to place.  Perhaps that is the essence of collecting.

I have noticed that if I paint figures an hour or two each night (an impossibility given my current situation), I would likely get everything nicely painted in a couple of months.  I have noticed that it is nicer to look at photos of current work than older.  I suppose I will see where things stand in a couple of months if I am still here to check.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Lovecraft

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A few days late but then we come to the story of my life.  Lovecraft has somehow become the embodiment of horror as it relates to gaming.  Chaosium has certainly helped that along with a role-playing game and multiple card games.  More recently, there has been a spate of board games revolving around the eldritch horrors of Miskatonic County.

My first encounter with Mr. Lovecraft was in a TAB book sales flyer.  These flyers meant either to encourage reading or book sales offered nominally priced books aimed at a young audience.  Somehow, Lovecraft made the list and I found myself with a copy of the Colour Out of Space and Other Stories.  I became a devotee as I was a devotee of Ambrose Bierce and Olaf Stapledon.  A strange literary diet for a 12-year old but my devotion has not wavered.

TAB books would arrive in a box a few weeks after we had marked our order sheets and paid our money.  They would be set out along the lip of the blackboard and we would get whichever one we had sent for.  With Lovecraft, I entered a world where malevolent entities of unimaginable destructive power were held back by a thin line of antiquarians, professors, and half mad poets and where even the most benign locations held terrors.  I recall once driving through southern Massachusetts and immediately recognizing it as the setting for the Dunwich Horror.

Like so many other writers, Lovecraft did not live to benefit from his well-earned fame.  His fans kept his work alive and now, he is almost a household word.  Lovecraft has made the heaviest mark in that most light hearted of pursuits gaming so it is worth mentioning the passing of his birthday, August 20th.  I have posted a blurry picture of a night gaunt I believe produced by RAFM.  My hope is by Mr. Lovecraft’s next birthday, to drag out all the wildly painted critters from RAFM and Grenadier and celebrate his birthday on time and in style.  But as befits this rather watered down year with my own birthday soon to arrive we will have to draw this rather tepid tea till better times.

Moving

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Seems like I just got here and I am moving again.  The insects and lizards roaming the apartment like some tiny ecosystem, the severe flooding, the neighbor who owns the private road to the apartment and insists on making it as difficult and dangerous to drive as it could be, and the difficulties of getting from the side road to the main road mitigate for change so change is upon me.

I have packed everything and this time hope not to make the mistake of last time and let the movers handle the boxes of figures.  Nothing was broken or lost but turning a box of figures over and shaking it can do it no good.

I calculated that since i was born, I move on the average of every two years.  I am certainly bringing that average down not staying in one place for more than a year.  I once marveled at how desert nomads could pack their home and all their belongings and travel so frequently.  I think my own belongings have become increasingly spare as I move.  At least I am no longer a frequent flier.  Life always has its good aspect.